actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out


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(Source: allnicki)


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skindeeptales:

Tim Shumate


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heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

(Source: dpaf)


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lowkeyshe:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

Fuck him up


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lauriehalseanderson:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

"Nip that crap in the bud, gentlemen. You can do it."

Please reblog 50 million times, then print out and hand it to every guy you know.


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